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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

No soap radio

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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