Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Pineapple.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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