- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Connor is homo

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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