Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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