A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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pull my finger (farts)

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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