- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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