- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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