- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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