Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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roy g biv

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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kk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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