Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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