- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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minorities

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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