why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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