How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

My love life

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Me

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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