- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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