- Anti Joke

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?