How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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