- Anti Joke

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what is orange? an orange

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi