(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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