- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

haha Otarts was here

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Manchester City

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Blacks

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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