Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How come grilled cheese?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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This sentance contains three errers

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AIDS

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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