- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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