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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

boner

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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