Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why dont they make black forks

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A child walks into a classroom.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

I like your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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