a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Ms Leong Sux

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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