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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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