- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

my wife out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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