- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

a black man walks out of popeyes

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

White men's rights

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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