- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Justin beiber..

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Albert your flies undone.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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