- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

hi dave

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

being sober in a bar fight

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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