- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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