Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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