- Anti Joke

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Women's Rights..

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

69.