Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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