- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

live or die you decide to late time to die

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke