How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

smell the vitamin C

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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