- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Gay republicans

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Abortion.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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