- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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