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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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