What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A cat playing laser tag.

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You have friends

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Anti Joke

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