- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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