- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A dyslexic blind man

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I hate long jokes -_-

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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