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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

vote this down and i will DOX you

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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