- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Gus's mom

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

haha black people :D

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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