Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Neil Lewis

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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