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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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