Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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WILLY

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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