How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Racial Equality

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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baloney sandwich

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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