Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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