- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Men

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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