man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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